The Journal of Chris W Parker

The personal journal of Chris W Parker, gentleman adventurer, photographer, raconteur, and so on.

Sometimes Not Safe For Work. You've been warned.

What’s the nicest thing someone’s ever done for you?

That is a very tricky one. Despite my general mysanthropy, I am often surprised by people’s generosity. People have often done nice things for me. Here’s 2 of them.

One Xmas I found a friend in quite a drunken, possibly spiked state, and attempted to get her home. Despite her diminutive frame, she was quite a handful, especially once she passed out. A passing card-carrying chav, stopped, and for no other reason than kindness, helped me carry her to the taxi rank.

The other example would be the occasions when someone says ‘yes’, when I didn’t think they would do. That’s always nice.

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Ok so the world is about to end!! (The planet is about to explode or something crazy like that!!). We all have about 10 minutes to live! What would you do with your last 10 minutes of life?!?

10 mins? Hmmm… Tell the people/person I love that I do, dress appropriately, and pack my bag with the things I’ll need for whatever afterlife is available. 10 mins isn’t quite enough to do everything I need, so there’s little point stressing over it. enough time to get ready, have a smoke and a cuppa.

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If you were a super hero, what would be you super power or special ability? And what would your super hero name be?

Flying. I know it’s probably a common answer. I’d just like to be able to fly. and I’d probably just be known as The Chris.

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are you really a miserablist?

Yes. fully fledged grumpy bastard misery. Even if I’m happy, I’ll still be grumpy about it. Unless I’m drunk.

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