The Journal of Chris W Parker

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Apr 22

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Details for the Festival of Erotic Arts in June, in which I shall be exhibiting some of my photography!

Apr 20

Pentagon Study Finds Beards Directly Related To Combat Effectiveness -

“The time has come for the Armed Forces to accept the facts, and the facts are that beards save lives. All this time it was speculated that Green Berets were better because of their superior and intensive training while in fact, most of it had to do with beards.”

“It’s settled science. In light of this information we will enforce a rule requiring all males to wear at least one inch of facial hair at all times. Furthermore, any females able to grow facial hair are encouraged to do so as well.”