The Journal of Chris W Parker

Feb 12

[video]

Well? Do ya? (Taken with instagram)

Well? Do ya? (Taken with instagram)

Feb 11

(Source: souqudreams, via decoratedskin)

Feb 10

Old type 55 shot from 2007.

Old type 55 shot from 2007.

MEH! by Not For Ponies, shot by me, recommended by FHM!

MEH! by Not For Ponies, shot by me, recommended by FHM!

Feb 09

Chris W Parker's NSFW -

While there may be some NSFW nudity on this blog/journal, I have never found a home for my more erotic/nude/NSFW photography. So I have created a specific photo blog just for this. I’ve quite a few queued up, and will add to it as often as I can.

For sale… may need some assembly…

For sale… may need some assembly…

Feb 07

Lindsey Wixson photographed by Terry Richardson for Harper’s Bazaar, March 2012
This may make me unpopular on tumblr, but I’m not a huge fan of Terry Richardson, I’m not so enamoured with his usual lo-fi style, tho some may point out that I use a white wall-one light set up often myself. His style has also become the hipster photographer trend, also lending itself a gonzo style of involving the photographer themselves in the photo. It’s been done to death I think. Blame Vice magazine. (note - I can’t actually blame Vice, as they gave me some very nice expensive headphones)
Anyway, I DO like this photo. One of the few of Richardson’s photographs that I do.
(source: http://suicideblonde.tumblr.com)

Lindsey Wixson photographed by Terry Richardson for Harper’s Bazaar, March 2012

This may make me unpopular on tumblr, but I’m not a huge fan of Terry Richardson, I’m not so enamoured with his usual lo-fi style, tho some may point out that I use a white wall-one light set up often myself. His style has also become the hipster photographer trend, also lending itself a gonzo style of involving the photographer themselves in the photo. It’s been done to death I think. Blame Vice magazine. (note - I can’t actually blame Vice, as they gave me some very nice expensive headphones)

Anyway, I DO like this photo. One of the few of Richardson’s photographs that I do.

(source: http://suicideblonde.tumblr.com)

(via suicideblonde)

Yup. This is also true. Good advice. 
Shame I’m pretty too damn clueless with women to actually follow it. I do know that any attempts by myself to chat up ladies culminates with the earth opening up and swallowing me whole.
So how do I justify my usual success? I shall answer that by saying what success? 
Ahh… fuck it. I might eventually have to start dating again.
(Source: Julia - alltid mitt i prick - on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/673988)

Yup. This is also true. Good advice. 

Shame I’m pretty too damn clueless with women to actually follow it. I do know that any attempts by myself to chat up ladies culminates with the earth opening up and swallowing me whole.

So how do I justify my usual success? I shall answer that by saying what success? 

Ahh… fuck it. I might eventually have to start dating again.

(Source: Julia - alltid mitt i prick - on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/673988)

This is true. 

I also have stories about things that have nearly happened to me:

I nearly joined the Russian space program when I was 17 (couldn’t afford the cost of sorting out)

I nearly went on tour as a roadie for the Rolling Stones when I was 23(?) (The ‘Stones tax issues meant few UK roadies were taken on)

I was never nearly, but asked if I wanted to be a pimp in a Greek owned, Russian staffed whorehouse when I was 28. (Already had a job)

All these are true. Just sometimes a bit embellished depending on my audience and alcohol levels.

This is true.

I also have stories about things that have nearly happened to me:

I nearly joined the Russian space program when I was 17 (couldn’t afford the cost of sorting out)

I nearly went on tour as a roadie for the Rolling Stones when I was 23(?) (The ‘Stones tax issues meant few UK roadies were taken on)

I was never nearly, but asked if I wanted to be a pimp in a Greek owned, Russian staffed whorehouse when I was 28. (Already had a job)

All these are true. Just sometimes a bit embellished depending on my audience and alcohol levels.

(via and--this--shall--pass)

Feb 06

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It’s Monday.

It’s Monday.

(Source: justacleverruse, via nekomarie)