Ok so the world is about to end!! (The planet is about to explode or something crazy like that!!). We all have about 10 minutes to live! What would you do with your last 10 minutes of life?!?

10 mins? Hmmm… Tell the people/person I love that I do, dress appropriately, and pack my bag with the things I’ll need for whatever afterlife is available. 10 mins isn’t quite enough to do everything I need, so there’s little point stressing over it. enough time to get ready, have a smoke and a cuppa.

Ask me anything. You might want to be specific tho, if you want a specific answer. Jus’ sayin, is all.

What’s your beef, eh?

Hey, don’t knock it. Those who know and love me know there’s a mysanthropist beneath the surface. Those who know the mysanthropist might need to know and love me, ha.

Ask me anything. You might want to be specific tho, if you want a specific answer. Jus’ sayin, is all.

Y’know, there is not much more annoying than having a sneezy annoying sniffle, than having someone (and usualy a young lady) accuse you of having ‘Man Flu’.

Here’s the conversation:

Her: you sound ill, you ok?

Me: Not ill. Just an annoying sniffle.

Her: Aw… you got Man Flu?

Me: Were you bloody listening? I said I have an annoying sniffle, I’m not ill, and far far from dying.

I don’t do Man Flu. I don’t really do ill. I don’t do days off. What? Sit at home and be faced with daytime TV, when there’s so much more misery to be spread at work? Why?

And for those fellas who do get a bit of a cold and think they’re dying, for god’s sake, man it up! Stop whining like little girls.

Rant over. *ah-choo…. sniff*

You will not be able to stay home, brother.

You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.

You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip out for beer during commercials,

Because the revolution will not be televised.

But it will become a trending topic on twitter, and blogs and updates sent from the front lines via iphone and blackberry, pro-revolutionary facebook groups, and the television will use viewer defined content, pixelated videos emailed direct to youtube and the BBC.

The revolution will be live.

If you were a super hero, what would be you super power or special ability? And what would your super hero name be?

Flying. I know it’s probably a common answer. I’d just like to be able to fly. and I’d probably just be known as The Chris.

Ask me anything

are you really a miserablist?

Yes. fully fledged grumpy bastard misery. Even if I’m happy, I’ll still be grumpy about it. Unless I’m drunk.

Ask me anything